My Phobias

So after reading a blog post by one of my friends about her fears, the first thought in my mind was, "Well I don't have many fears!" After about 0.0000069 seconds of thought, I realized I do.

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns. I absolutely HATE clowns. I just got goosebumps thinking about them! Maybe it's the insane makeup, creepy hair, and rudolph nose....or maybe it's because I've watched "IT" one too many times.

Masklophobia: Fear of mascots. Now this one, I can see why people make fun of me for it. But seriously, they creep. me. out! Ever since I was little, I've never liked them. Nothing happened to make me not like them, but they make me flip out. It happened before, I hyperventilated during a volleyball game.

Aichmophobia: Fear of needles. Even just the appearance makes me fidgety! Plus, the nurses lied to me when I was 6 and told me that they were gonna give me the shot on three. They only counted to two...

Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting. I could never be a bulimic, even if I had the stupid urge to WANT to! Barfing is just...ickyyyy and makes your throat sting and it just...isn't pleasant. =/

Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia: Fear of crossing bridges. I absolutely LOATHE crossing bridges! Only big ones, little ones over teeny creeks don't bother me. But big bridges...O_O Wow. I even cover my eyes sometimes.

I know I have more, but none are coming to mind. Some of these are irrational, but I can assure you, I'm afraid of them! This was one of the most goosebump-filled and cringe-inducing blogs I've had to write.

Sincerely,
Jo

Blob About Everything!

Poems are awesome...I think somebody should write me a poem. It could be as simple as "Kirstin's so nice, Kirstin's so sweet. She doesn't like mice, She has pretty feet." See? Easy as pie! :D

So pretty much, my summer has been amazing. It has definitely been the best summer of my life! :D Yay for summerrrr!

I just watched "Freaky Friday"...I love that movie! Seriously, it cracks me up every time I watch it! Ahhh good times.

I wonder why they call this a "blog"? It reminds me too much of "blob" or "bob"...Which reminds me of my Dad! (My Dad's name is Bob, just in case you didn't get that.)

Singing is cool, Singing is fun. I hate school, I wish I was done.

I haven't started school yet. I start next week! So this is my LAST week of summer oh-ten! Sad, sad story.

Aloe plants look weird. They kind of remind me of iguanas...O_o

I hate how I don't realize how weird something sounds until AFTER I say it....Boy, oh boy, that's bringing back some awkward memories.

Me and one of my friends Amanda are always laughing at how awkward we can be. We usually don't realize how awkward we are until we take a random video of ourselves, and then watch it and say "Jeez, we're SO awkward!" Yeah...we can be. TRUST ME!

My friend once said my face is like rubber because I can make so many weird faces. =/ I don't like thinking of my face as rubber!.....(I just pinched my cheeks to see how they felt.)

I suck at phone conversations. I never know what to say no matter who I'm talking to. I can be talking to my best friend and we always have awkward pauses on the phone, but NEVER in person. Weird? Yes...so don't call me, unless it's REALLY important.

Hahahahahahahahaha....Prank calls. Hahahahahahahaha. Good times, gooood times. :D

I just got goosebumps from nothing. *Rolls eyes*

The music in "Air Bud" is so inspiring. *Wipes tear from eye*

I have nothing else to say but this......I AM A BANANA! :D

Sincerely,
Jo

Emails, bouncy balls, and coloring books...

My cat is crazed. O_O

Ryan has been watching a movie in my room for 30 minutes, and after 30 minutes of listening, I still am wondering what it is.

I was sick this morning.

Now I want to paint a bouncy ball.

I want coloring books for my birthday. :)

I think that I don't like the word "Goober". I mean, I automatically think of the word it would form if you switch the G and B around.

I have a volleyball game today.

I should probably get off and get some things done before we leave...but I won't. :)

Hippo's are HUGEMONGOUS! Shyeah...look it up.

I love the part in "Space Jam" when the little mouse gets on the court and starts talking to the monster. It's so cuuuuute! Until he squishes her. :( That's very meanie-like of him!

80's music is going through my head.

Our chickens are just. plain. ANNOYING.

I hate fowl. =/

Fowl has weird spelling.

The guy on the Yahoo Mail sign in page looks constipated. Seriously...it's funny.

I've heard from people that I don't have an accent. O_o Weird? Yes. I think I do. Northern-ish maybe? I don't sound like a hick or anything. I dunno, you tell me!

I absolutely looooovve emails! :) I do! Anybody could send me anything over email, and i'll get excited because I have an email!

I love talking in a baby voice :) Especially when people do it back. ^.^

Sincerely,
Jo

The Froggy Superhero

Okay, so I was sitting down at my friend's house eating my burger, lovin' life, and laughing at my friend Carlee's antics, when I got this sudden revelation. Why is it, that superheroes ALWAYS scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" When their love dies? I mean, usually, they're sobbing the chick's name, hunched over, and can barely speak without crackling, then just SUDDENLY they get these overwhelmingly loud voices that boom "NOOOOOOO"? Um, no. I think it would be wayy-hayyyy more realistic if it was like "*Sobs* NOOOO-*crackle*-OOOO-*crackle*-OOoooo-*dies out*. Shyeah, I think about these things.

OH! There were like 20,000 frogs hopping along the road on the way home tonight. I think it's soooo disgusting. I mean, they just wait until it rains to come out and get everything all slimy and icky? Ew! Nobody likes that. I like the rain, except for the froggy/slimy part. *Cringes* That part I could do without!

Sincerely,
Jo

*Southern Accent* Talk About The Pot Callin' The Kettle Black!....Um, pots don't talk.

So as you may have noticed, the game "Snake" is now on my blog. I. love. that. game!!! Seriously, it's one of muh faverts! :) Except i suck at it...but still! It passes the time.

So what i MEANT to talk about was that one of the ads that was above it, had like something creepy that said "Meet Hot Singles Near You!"...I did NOT approve of that! Just sayin! I thought it was weird, and i didn't want you people thinkin "KIRSTIN! How could you?!" So yeah....it wasn't me. Honest.

I luurrrrve dressing up and putting weird makeup on, as of last night. Wooooo Lordy, that was a time to remember! If you are a friend of mine on facebook, then you should know what i'm talking about! If not....well here's a glimpse.





















Yeah, creepy right? Well i didn't do it...some of my friends did and i have to say they did an awesome job! I mean, after the goosebumps went away from my first time looking in the mirror, then i thought it was alright. I loved my hair the best :)

I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired from volleyball practice today. Really.

The word Angus sounds weird to me. At first i didn't know why...but then it clicked.

I wish there was a hat with a lightbulb on top that would actually turn on when you think of something smart...Mine probably wouldn't turn on very often.

"Forget about the sunshine when it's goooonnnne!"

Sincerely,
Jo-face :)

Senior Year...

I have such mixed feelings about school starting.

I want it to start so i can see people i haven't seen ALL summer long, plus it'll give me something to do during the long, boring days! Choir! I can learn more songs that are awesome! And i'll be a Senior! Woot woot!

I don't want it to start because it's school, and i'll get sick of it very quickly. Plus, two of my friends are leaving for college when school starts. Does that suck? Yes, yes it does! I'll miss them and their n00bness! =(

Sincerely,
Jo

Zebra Stripes Are Ugly

I'm wearing nerdy glasses. ^_^

Sweet Tea is awesome!!! Not McDonald's though, theirs is yucky!

I want tomorrow to hurry up and get here!

I hate being so easily irritated.

I'm thinking the youth group should decide to go to Circus World for...LASER TAG!!! :D

People are funny.

"Whose Line is it Anyway" (FBC Youth Group version) is the funniest thing since Mitchell Davis playing Halo.

I'm pretty sure we have the best youth group in the world.

You should take advantage of any chance to see Despicable Me.

People are cool.

My mind is drawing a blank right now.

It's so funny when people don't realize they're getting set up for a major pwn.

People are stupid.

I love my friends! :D

Sincerely,
Jo

That's Deeeeep

Two colors
Black
And
White

They didn't go together
Without
A
Fight

People go by sight,
Not by what's right.

If they could only see the light
Provided by Jesus, our One delight.

Thinking of these racial problems causes me to write,
Even if you can't be nice, at least be polite.